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2018:
The fate of the world is being hung by a single thread. A sinister inventor enters the scene of world
politics. He is holding the world hostage. He has invented a bomb capable of destroying all of North
America (but inexplicably incapable of destroying any other continent). He has named it: "The Super
Duper Bomb" (he didn't speak very good English...) Before he had a chance to detonate the bomb, he
slipped on the on his way to his evil laboratory one morning and broke his neck. He died a day later
in a hospital. Not too much else happened that year, aside from the invention of a talking wall-mounted
electric can-opener.
2019:
Another sinister man is at work, but this one is far lesser known (advertising costs money): Sombrero
Man. The very name strikes fear into the hearts of the knowing. Those who don't know, on the other
hand, usually laugh, which really annoys him. His goal: To conquer the world (evil people don't seem
to care about being cliché). He has a highly sophisticated base up on a cliff in Illinois, where he and
his inventor-assistant, Evil Assistant, plan his devious schemes. Another man is at work (a lot of them
are if it is a weekday), but this man is not evil. This man defends the world from Sombrero Man. This
man is... Top Hat Man!
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Top Hat Man: The Defender of the World
Armed with a tophat, Top Hat Man is the one superhero standing between Sombrero Man and his goal
to conquer the world. THM has super powers unlike any other superhero: Top Hat Powers. Top Hat
Man's tophat gives him the ability to effectively demolish any foe that stands in his way.
Separated from his tophat, Top Hat Man is weak.
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Pie: Cool Sidekick
Pie, THM's faithful sidekick, is of the race of pies and loves electronic music (specifically DnB),
and is always listening to some new groove. As for superpowers, Pie has Hoberman Powers. Hoberman
Powers gives pie the ability to encase enemies in giant Hoberman Spheres, which effectively trap
them. Note: Pie (as in THM's Sidekick) is a proper name, while pie (as in a pie) is not. Pie is a
pie. Confused yet? You shouldn't be. It's really not that confusing.
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Sombrero Man: The Evil Doer
Sombrero Man (SM for short) is an evil supervillain, bent on conquering the world. SM is always
trying to think of new ways to destroy all that is good. He hates Top Hat Man and pies. From a
secret base high up on a cliff in Illinois, Sombrero Man creates his evil schemes with his
assistant, Evil Assistant, in the Planning Room of Planning Doom. Sombrero Man always is hatching
some fiendish strategy to demolish everything good. He's BAD.
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Evil Assistant: Mad Scientist
Evil Assistant is as his name implies an evil assistant. He always is constructing fiendish
inventions in his evil laboratory to aid Sombrero Man in his goal of world domination. Evil
Assistant always can come up with some horrible plan to try to outsmart Top Hat Man. EA is
always wearing hi-tek goggles which enables him to control his evil devices. He's BAD.
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The Warez Aliens
The Warez Aliens are a mysterious, sinister technologically advanced race of beings from
another planet. Their exact connection with pirate software is unknown if it exists at all;
however, in order to appear alien and cryptic they speak in leet speak, and thus were dubbed
by others to be Warez Aliens.
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The AOL Aliens
The AOL Aliens are extremely slow, unsophisticated and generally are often confused. Despite
all this, they can still fly around in space-ships. It is generally unknown how they manage
this with such a limited capacity for intelligence.
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